Aygen - The ultimate groan generator

For the ICQ/IRC/whatever chatting the tedious work of groaning ought to be fully automated. For this reason the Aygen generator is designed.

The code

After an exhausting effort of analyzing many programming languages Haskell was chosen for its superior simplicity and unmatchable skills working with infinite lists.

What follows is the code of the Aygen. Paste it into an interactive session of GHCi or Hugs. It will create an infinite list of complaints for you.

• Czech language version: repeat "chjo"
• Spanish language version: repeat "ay"
• French version: repeat "aïe"
• American English version: repeat "f*"
• British English version: repeat "Oh my dear"

The more advanced users can even compile the code into standalone binary using GHC!

Volunteers porting the project to other languages are truly welcome.

Authors

• Sumo (project motivation)
• Jirka (implementation)
• Agent K (Spanish translation)
• Romča (French translation coordinator)

Example output

Sample output is available at http://jiri.isa.matfyz.cz/projects/aygen/sample_output.php .